"People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have."

Jon Stewart (via pnasty)

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"To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the fucking club. Everyone — everyone — pays for shit they don’t to (pay for) want all the time. You know what? Reimburse me for the Iraq War and oil subsidies."

JON STEWART, The Daily Show (via inothernews)

swarmth:

rick never ceases to amaze me with his stupidity

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“You’ve confused a ‘war on your religion’ with ‘not always getting everything you want.’”

— JON STEWART, The Daily Show.

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suicideblonde:

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert - Can I interest you in Hanukkah? 

We have latkes.
What are they?
Potato pancakes. We have dreidels
What are they?
Wooden tops. We have candles
What are they?
THEY ARE CANDLES!

inothernews:

The Daily Show

stfuconservatives:girlargueswithtree:

relevant

hey Rick Perry

hey every single person who says their freedom of religion is at stake because a store ad said “happy holidays”

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comedycentral:

Jon Stewart, Live at the USO - The Daily Beast

“It’s an incredible experience,” he says. “From the first one that I ever did until now, always the thing that strikes you the most is they’re thankful you’re there. It’s the most shocking part.”

He shakes his head. “They’ll say to you, ‘Thank you so much.’ The guy who’s been clearing mines in Helmand province and has just lost a leg. ‘Hey, thank you so much.’ And you’re like, Really? You want to say, ‘You know, you’re right, I am the real hero here. Coming down to see you. You know that traffic on I-95? That Delaware Corridor? That is never not backed up.’ ”

stfuconservatives:inothernews:

Congrats, Jon Stewart.

Bachmann Stare!

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