honoronher:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

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jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

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littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

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commanderspock:

deformographyy

Death blowing bubbles on wallpaper

commanderspock:

deformographyy

Death blowing bubbles on wallpaper

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"Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I."

Cecil Baldwin, Welcome to Night Vale.  (via killyouranxiety)

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toolers:

slimgiltsoul:

There’s no such thing as “perfect.” You’re beautiful as you are, Courage. With all your imperfections you can do anything.

bathtub barracuda only spoke the truth

toolers:

slimgiltsoul:

There’s no such thing as “perfect.” You’re beautiful as you are, Courage. With all your imperfections you can do anything.

bathtub barracuda only spoke the truth

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imwithkanye:

Elaine Stritch, Tart-Tongued Broadway Actress and Singer, Is Dead at 89 | NYT
Plainspoken, egalitarian, impatient with fools and foolishness, and admittedly fond of cigarettes, alcohol and late nights — she finally gave up smoking and drinking in her 60s — though she took it up again — Ms. Stritch might be the only actor to work as a bartender after starring on Broadway, and she was completely unabashed about her good-time-girl attitude.
“I’m not a bit opposed to your mentioning in this article that Frieda Fun here has had a reputation in the theater, for the past five or six years, for drinking,” she said to a reporter for The New York Times in 1968. “I drink and I love to drink, and it’s part of my life.”
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imwithkanye:

Elaine Stritch, Tart-Tongued Broadway Actress and Singer, Is Dead at 89 | NYT

Plainspoken, egalitarian, impatient with fools and foolishness, and admittedly fond of cigarettes, alcohol and late nights — she finally gave up smoking and drinking in her 60s — though she took it up again — Ms. Stritch might be the only actor to work as a bartender after starring on Broadway, and she was completely unabashed about her good-time-girl attitude.

“I’m not a bit opposed to your mentioning in this article that Frieda Fun here has had a reputation in the theater, for the past five or six years, for drinking,” she said to a reporter for The New York Times in 1968. “I drink and I love to drink, and it’s part of my life.”

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tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein] (bonus comic)

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laina:

(linda from bob’s burgers voice) ALRIIIIGGHTTTT

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